With 20 nonconsecutive weeks at #1 and total domination over last week’s Grammy’s, Adele continues to cement her burgeoning superstar status. But given that her hit album, 21, was written about one unfortunate ex-boyfriend, his anonymity throughout her rise has been something of a mystery. Well, fear not, folks, because the mystery man has finally come clean – and, not surprisingly, he’s kind of a douche. But at least he’s a funny douche. Enjoy.